well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
