I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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