you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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