JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
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You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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