how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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