I'll bet she douches with gravy.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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