you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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