I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.