thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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