i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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