All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
No subtext here. People are naked.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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