I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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