So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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Your favorite bartender is back from prision
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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