South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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