I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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