Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
