SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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