Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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