maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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