I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
where are my eyebrows?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
