if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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