Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
There was a lot of him and a little penis
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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