you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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