i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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