I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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