Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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