I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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