He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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