I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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