Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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