I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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