Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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