margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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