We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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