if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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