she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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