haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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