Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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