whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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