I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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