I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize