return my video game
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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