so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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