I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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