overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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