Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He did a backflip because drugs
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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