For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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