doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
