So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
