are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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