My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize