Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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