We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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