You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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