Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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